How They Make Sex Scenes
This made me laugh for about 100 years
if i ever start a band i’m going to name it “music” and then it will be literally impossible to find any of our songs on the internet
the first album : “Unknown album”
the hit single: “track 1”
you’re all satan
BONE GIVEAWAY FOR
- bone collectors
- crafty people
I’ve been collecting for a few years and I have waaaaay too many bones (Like, this picture times 15) and I want to share. So. Uh. Reblog to enter and I guess be following me idk i don’t really care??? Five people will win a free bag of assorted bones n shit. I will only ship within the continental US because international shipping on fragile items is a bitch i’m sorry guys.
Ends on January 5th. Winners will be contacted through ask box. All that good stuff. If you want to specify the size/type you would prefer, that’s all good and I’ll try to make it happen. I think that’s all.
(These were all acquired by different methods. A lot were purchased or gifts, so I don’t know where they came from. The rest were found by me. I definitely didn’t kill anything to get these.)
I want this because of reasons.
The mistake we’ll all be making in the near future.
Since most of us are in bed with our laptops I like to think it means we’re kind of in bed together
never before have I read a more beautiful statement
here’s a general gist of the translation:
Rudolph had a shiny nose
no one liked him
he cried every night
then one Christmas it was dark
Santa decided Rudolph’s nose was convenient (literally it says convenient)
Rudolph was useful.
I SHIT YOU NOT.