maryland is so weird just look at the shape of it
and look at it to the side it looks like a person on the computer sitting on a chair
bitch i will dump old bay in your eyes. leave maryland alone
(via kingaverage)
when the moon hits ur eye like a big pizza pie
thats amore
when u swim in a creek and an eel bites ur cheek
thats a moray
Actually, Morays can’t live in creeks because it’s too freshwater for them to survive long. They need to live in brackish environments in order to live a healthy life.
when u swim in a brackish environment and an eel bites ur cheek
thats a moray
omg like they take issue with that but the moon can hit your eye like a fucking pizza pie and that’s totally physically possible
(via moltres)
why would you post this
(via naturalshocks)
ok ice cubes are fucking badass i mean they float around in their own blood
(via justinherrick)
you guys i opened a door to let the dogs out and a fucking spider ran across my foot inside and then i was screaming and my mom dropped a plastic bowl on it to not let it run away and then it fUCKING GAVE BIRTH ON THE FLOOR IN THE BOWL AND THEN WE WERE BOTH SCREAMING
WHAT DO I DO
ITS STILL IN THE BOWL AND ITS JUST HAVING MORE BABIES
FUCK
IT DROPPED MORE BABIES
MY DADS LIKE GASSING THEM WITH SPRAY AND ITS STILL GIVING BIRTH
YOU GUYS THOSE ARE ALL BABIES
FUCK MY LIFE
There is only one solution:
(via justinherrick)
do you ever get so mad that you need to sing about it and pound your fists on a golf course
you can bet on it
iroh:
iroh:
ominous
why are they here? what do they want?
shhh, they’re grazing
(via stoppunchingmyllama-deactivated)
ok we had to watch this in chem class
that sexual tension
that spill was not an accident
So does your lab partner get to watch for the whole 15 minutes?
(via justinherrick)
