People will kill you over time, and how they’ll kill you is with tiny, harmless phrases, like: ‘be realistic.’

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4 months ago on January 19, 2013 at 02:11pm
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  • me: *unwraps present to find an anime artbook*
  • mom: there you go, now you can learn more about drawing the mangos
  • mom:
  • me:
  • mom: i meant manga please don't put this on your blog
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4 months ago on January 19, 2013 at 01:51pm
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dekutree:

weird mewtwo and jfk comparisons

  • both were made in a lab
  • mewtwo had a secretary named kennedy, kennedy had a secretary named mewtwo
  • both have incredible psychic powers
  • kennedy became president in 1960, mewtwo became president in 6019
  • mewtwo was shot in the head and killed, kennedy was shot in the head and killed
  • mewtwo was resurrected 3 days later and ascended to heaven, kennedy was resurrected 3 days later and ascended to heaven

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4 months ago on January 18, 2013 at 05:57am
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4 months ago on January 17, 2013 at 08:37pm
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Title: Le Freak Artist: Chic 3,720 plays

megorn:

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#star trek  #audio  
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4 months ago on January 17, 2013 at 08:31pm
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marzipanstan: BURNINATING THE COUNTRY SIDE BURNINATING ALL THE PEASANTS AND THEIR… THATCHED ROOF COTTAGEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

marzipanstan:

BURNINATING THE COUNTRY SIDE BURNINATING ALL THE PEASANTS AND THEIR… THATCHED ROOF COTTAGEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#q'd  
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4 months ago on January 17, 2013 at 07:36am
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ollivander:

ollivander:

I don’t think my mom knows the new printer is wireless

this is my chance

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#q'd  
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4 months ago on January 17, 2013 at 07:30am
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yinx1:

i did thing. its really not funny. i tried. 

BRILLIANT *i wanted a relationship more like Shawn and Angela…I had/have this feeling that Topanga would be on an episode of Snapped* 

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4 months ago on January 16, 2013 at 04:56pm
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4 months ago on January 16, 2013 at 04:29pm
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urbancatfitters:

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

urbancatfitters:

everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment

What, being a SuperWhoLockian, Tumblrian, and just being generally pretty good? I don’t think so.

screenshot this and look at it in 3 years

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4 months ago on January 16, 2013 at 03:52am
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