January 2012
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we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
Jan 1st
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December 2011
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not-the-stig: idigthe60s: basediman: nicklugo: jesus christ just watch the whole thing Uh Oh my god what is this I laughed what I don’t ??¿??
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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walks into chair
me: sorry
chair:
Dec 30th
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Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
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When you see a photo of an old friend on facebook where she’s holding an infant and you’re like Not sure if she had a baby or it’s just one of her relatives
Dec 19th
Have you read more than 6 of these books? The BBC...
I’m not filling this out this is just to save the list Bold those books you’ve read in their entirety. Italicize the ones you started but didn’t finish or read only an excerpt. 1 Pride and Prejudice – Jane Austen 2 The Lord of the Rings – JRR Tolkien 3 Jane Eyre – Charlotte Bronte 4 Harry Potter series 5 To Kill a Mockingbird – Harper Lee 6 The Bible 7 Wuthering Heights – Emily Bronte...
Dec 18th
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papertreesandlimousines: gerard-way-is-a-sassy-tomato: sexual innuendos in cartoons. My childhood is ruined.  Lawl.
Dec 18th
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suchnaughtythings: joshfransexyy: mastaofravenkroft: takeafuckingsh0wer: tomahok: I think I NEED HELP what I dnOT UDNERSTNMDD??f??/ ok I NEV ER KNEW IT WAS A VIDOE
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You must be an angel,
papercranes-paperplanes: barthvader: because i haven’t blinked since i saw your face. most flawless pickup line ever
Dec 7th
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year is 2392
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: do you ever feel like a plastic bag drifting through the wind wanting to start again?
Dec 3rd
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shorturl: here is a judgemental lamp
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