(via veroom)
this is the internet after acta
“dude I heard there was some sherlock on maple street”
“no way I just got some spn on 21st street”Oh my god yes.
”i just checked out third avenue… there was some amazing M*A*S*H on there you gotta check it out”
“seriously? i just picked up some fawlty towers a few streets back if you wanna know”
what is our lives coming to.
(via cartooon-heart)
on the train
- guy #1: this is my stop
- guy #2: nah, man, wait until the next one
- guy #1: ok
- me: otp: i'll ride until the next stop for you
- them:
- me:
- them:
- me: where am i this isn't tumblr
My parents want me to get rid of my bunk bed, saying that an eighteen-year-old shouldn’t have the same bed she’s had since she was a kid.
I made a Powerpoint to prove them otherwise.
If they need any further encouragement, tell them it’s harder for you to procreate when you’ve got a bunkbed.
…..At least, I thought it was harder for humans to copulate when they had bunkbeds…
(via areyouasking)
Purrfect Prank of the Day: Redditor frackyou’s little cousin posted his phone number to Facebook along with a status update informing everyone that he was bored.
Cat Facts to the rescue.
[reddit.]
(via s-leepyheaded)
tumblr savior is a lot like the episode of arrested development where michael finds the bag in the fridge that says “dead dove do not eat!!!!!” and he opens up the bag and sees the dead dove and says “i dont know what i was expecting”
(via brilliantdeduction)
I think one circle of hell is you sitting in a room with your parents
and you have to read aloud every smut fanfic you ever read
That is literally the most terrifying thing I have EVER heard.
(via eternaleden)


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thedailywhat:
Purrfect Prank of the Day: Redditor frackyou’s little cousin posted his phone number to Facebook along with a status update informing everyone that he was bored.
Cat Facts to the rescue.
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