neilcicierega:

I was gonna make Emmy draw this but she said no so I drew it myself.

I’ve never drawn a comic before!

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notprocrastinating:

vincent van gogh: pls buy my paintings

person: lol no thanks

vincent van gogh: 

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aspidelaps:

flygex-eatin-on-softies:

I put this napkin on Bean as a joke but he hasn’t moved out from under it and it’s been about 20 minutes, so….

mother has given me a blanket it is a most joyous day

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santasgreatesthits:

this is gonna be Jaden Smith’s next tweet

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#omg  
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tonistark24:

My AP Psych teacher from high school keeps binders and notebooks with dicks drawn on them to use as visual aids for the Freudian unit.

One time she did this life changing little “experiment” where she ever so calmly asked guys why they draw penises on things. They tried to say “it’s just funny” or “you don’t understand” and she just kept saying “you’re right, I don’t understand. Explain to me. You already know what a penis looks like, why do you have to draw it on things? Are you marking it? Are you tagging it? Girls don’t draw vaginas on things.” And the guys suddenly started questioning their motives for everything they do and one guy was like “ms, stop talking about penises, you’re making us uncomfortable.” And she shouted “HOW DO YOU THINK WE FEEL SEEING DICKS DRAWN ON STUFF ALL THE TIME?”

(via oldworldlouise)

alex-fulcrum:

shadowfire125:

i’m having an existential crisis

I am so sorry, but this is actually probably true. Plants co evolved to reward us for cultivating and propagating them. It’s called exorphin theory, and plants are pretty much just using us as their means of reproduction. That’s why humans show nearly every sign of species domestication. Have a good night, friend.

(via sketchlock)

photojojo:

Been hankering for one of the new Instax Mini 90 Instant cams? Reblog this post and we’ll drop the price by 5¢ for every reblog!

The lowest it can go is FREE DOLLARS. We’ll change the price as the reblogs rise.

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soychorizo:

nentindo:

stupidstagram:

nialllhoran:

thank you blacklist
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can’t blacklist a gif 

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surprise, bitch

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randyliedtke:

Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.

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